Valera Fooksman (oxfv) wrote,
Valera Fooksman
oxfv

My favorite light bulb jokes


Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's not funny!!!

Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Both of them.

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: A tree in a golden forest.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Q: How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Q: How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: one.

Q: How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: To get to the other side.


Неслучайное слово из этого поста: dull.
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